As you all know, there's a major tournament this summer and it's the European championships in France. It's a huge deal and there are major storylines galore, from whether Spain will claim a third straight crown to whether world champion Germany will snatch the crown to how the bloated 24-team field tournament will look.
It's an exciting time in sports in general in France with the French Open going on in the build-up to the football. But leave it to an idiot who plays a different kind of football to reign on the parade, it's a dope who plays the American sport of NFL.
New York Giants of the United State's NFL have signed French receiver Anthony Dable, who learned to play that sport from Nintendo. It turns out Dable isn't a fan of the football his country is known for.
"You grow up watching soccer and there was something I didn’t like," he said. "You touch a player and they fall down. But in football, you can break your ankle but you stand up with pride and walk off. Football is so close to life . . . One game of football can really translate to life and not giving up."
It's sad enough that the majority of people in the United States have this dim-witted view but to hear it from the country that produced Just Fontaine, Zinedine Zidane and Thierry Henry is that much more ridiculous. Let's understand that Dable won't ever play a down in the NFL and is only trying American football because he failed at the real football.
For his idiocy, we name Dable the IMOTGP Moron of the Week!
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