Friday, February 26, 2016

Great Moments in Jurgen Klinsmann's coaching


It's time for a new feature on the blog we'd like to call Great Moments in Jurgen Klinsmann's coaching.

The setup: April 4, Matchday 25 in the Bundesliga 2008-09 season. Wolfsburg hosting Bayern Munich with both on 48 points as they try to chase down first-place Hertha BSC (!!!) on 49.

Bayern had won three straight league matches and a 12-1 aggregate thrashing of Sporting Lisbon in the Champions League, although they had been dumped out of the Cup; Klinsi's teams don't do well when there are trophies on the line, right?

Anyway what followed was a 5-1 can of whoop-ass handed down by the champions-to-be Wolves including the final goal of the match by Grafite that goes down as one of the best goals in Bundesliga history. Note Klinsmann's face after the 25-second mark.


Four days later, Klinsmann and Bayern were hammered 4-0 at Barcelona. The April fool Klinsmann would lose one more match that month with a 1-0 defeat to Schalke on the 25th before being sacked two days later. Bayern rallied to win four times with one draw in the final five league matches under caretaker boss Jupp Heynckes to cement their Champions League status.

This has been the first installment in 'Great Moments in Jurgen Klinsmann's coaching.' Stay tuned for more!


Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Can the World's Greatest Athlete Play Football?


Many smart sports fans insist that the U.S. football team would be the world's best if we used our 'best athletes.' The theory goes that because America has the best athletes at sports we invented and we win many wars we compete in (most of them at least) that our best will simply dominate the beautiful game.

Well here is our best athlete in action, decathlon champion Ashton Eaton. Watch what he does here by clicking this link. It's simply astounding and we can only wonder how great he would have been had he simply applied his talent to football or tennis. He could have probably been the first joint winner of Wimbledon and the World Cup.

Jurgen Klinsmann should bring in Ashton Eaton for national team camp.  Another good choice is Kobe Bryant who famously failed at the sport as a kid in Italy and chose basketball instead. Another guy with time on his hand is this guy who compared himself to Messi.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Jones: I will play for less money ... as long as it's in La-La land!!


The news has broke that United States superstar lunatic Jermaine Jones will selflessly take a pay cut to move closer to his home in Los Angeles. It's quite a magnanimous gesture after he reportedly turned down an offer from his New England Revolution for a reported $600,000 this season.

That type of attitude is the kind of selfless behavior the level-headed Jones is known for.  Jones,  as you know, is a without-question first-choice player for Jurgen Klinsmann's preferred United States XI, although he is suspended for both games in March of World Cup qualifying against CONCACAF powerhouse Guatemala.

So it appears that Jones' 'realistic' options are to play for L.A. Galaxy or maybe even San Jose Earthquakes, if this report is true. We suppose another option is this club. It's refreshing in this day and age to see an athlete voluntarily take a pay cut and remain in our fledgling MLS even though he is a much sought-after entity abroad, according to himself. 


Will Jermaine Jones join L.A. Galaxy? Should be take even less money or demand more?  Will the United States every permanently move on from Jones?  Leave your comments below!



Monday, February 22, 2016

The IMOTGP Enemy Report: Christian Pulisic


As you no doubt noticed, the IMOTGP blog has been on hiatus in sunny Florida making tough decisions such as whether to go to the beach or watch tennis. No one said life as the top football humour blogger in Northeastern Illinois was easy.

The much-needed break here caused us to miss another Cristiano Ronaldo wonder goal and unsurprising losses by Chelsea and Manchester United. But we return with a feature called 'The IMOTGP Enemy Report.'

In this blog's case, the enemy is clearly defined as either A - Jurgen Klinsmann or B - anyone associated with any German team not named Hertha Berlin. So today we spotlight an enemy we actually like - Dortmund teenage sensation Christian Pulisic.

As you know, Pulisic made his first start Sunday as Dortmund made five changes after a grueling Europa League win over Porto. That put the teenager in the spotlight until he was subbed off at half-time for some scrub named Marco Reus.

Pulisic was credited with 20 touches and did not honestly see much of the ball. But did he perform? IMOTGP will discuss six of his key sequences.

The left-sided Pulisic didn't quite get into the game much since many of Dortmund's attacks were on the right side. One early sequence saw him try to take on the man he was matched up with - Leverkusen right back Tin Jedvaj. Pulisic tried to get by his marker near the corner flag and failed but looked somewhat up to the task.

When you can't get on the ball, you need to do other things to justify your presence on the field. Leverkusen were attacking down the right side and Jedvaj made a run up the flank to give his side more numbers going forward. Pulisic read the situation excellently - that his man was making a run - and hustled back and nicked the ball over the touch line to thwart the attack. Credit him on that sequence - it's something you usually see American players fail time and time again under the afore-mentioned Klinsmann.

In the 35th minute, Dortmund made an adjustment and moved Pulisic to the right side and he got free and was hacked to the ground by left back Wendell for a freekick. This was a quality play by the youngster.

In the 37th, Pulisic had his worst moment when Pierre-Emerick Aubamayang played him in with a nifty back heel. Pulisic was in the clear yet did not shoot and made a hash of that chance. Rough moment for the kid.

Later on, Pulisic made a nice play when he blocked a pass by Jedvaj and gained control in his own half before Jedvaj and another B04 player bore down on him. Pulisic had options at the moment he gained control but chose to try to dribble out of trouble and lost possession. That was the wrong decision.

In first-half stoppage time, Pulisic had his best moment when he got on the end of a ball right in the center of the goal and fed Aubamayang on the left side for a mouth-watering chance that the African Player of the Year scuffed. Credit Pulisic for getting himself in a good position and making the right decision.

The 45 minutes was unspectacular yet intriguing for the youngster who continues to make a decent account of himself. Credit Dortmund for slowly mixing him in and giving him slightly more responsibility as he progresses. That's the kind of coaching we can only envy here in the country where we are led by a man who guided Bayern Munich to never even having first place at any point in the 2008-09 Bundesliga season.









Saturday, February 13, 2016

Footballing great Zinedine Zidane calls out Adam Belgeri! UPDATED


Earlier this week, IMOTGP contributor Adam Belgeri called out Cristiano Ronaldo by noting how the star has failed to score against top-quality opposition in an intricate chart. 

Well Ronaldo read those comments and was fired up Saturday at home against an Athletic Bilbao team that stymied him earlier this season.  And it took less than three minutes for him to respond like this to Belgeri:



 
And the superstar wasn't done then.  Click on this sentence to see how he shut up Belgeri once again by slamming a second goal home.

And the Adam Belgeri-bashing wasn't done after the game. Manager Zinedine Zidane was asked about how Ronaldo has been criticized by some people for failing to score against important rivals. Zidane did not mention Adam Belgeri by name, but it's clear who he was talking about especially since IMOTGP can report that Belgeri didn't even have the guts to set foot in the Bernabeu on Saturday.

''About Cristiano, what can I say?'' Zidane said before employing an expletive in Spanish to describe how good he considers the forward's form.

UPDATE: Zidane has apparently had more to say about CR7 to Belgeri and the critics.

"It's up to you journalists to give your opinion on whether Cristiano is playing well or poorly, if he's finished and all that stuff. Today he showed once again that he's in bloody brilliant form.".

Credit to French footballing great Zinedine Zidane for bringing down IMOTGP 's Adam Belgeri down a peg after a fabulous Real Madrid performance. As of press time and as of this second update, Belgeri still has not responded to Zidane insulting him.





Friday, February 12, 2016

They Call him Baby Mourinho!


The stunning news came this week that Hoffenheim brought in 28-year-old Julian Nagelsmann to try to save the club second from bottom. Many Bundesliga fans are rooting for Nagelsmann (not pictured above) to fail since we hate the big-spending club with no tradition.

The British press have been intrigued by Nagelsmann's nickname of 'Baby Mourinho.' Like the 'Special One,' Nagelsmann was a flop on the football field as a player so he used his acumen to become a youth coach in Germany, working with Dortmund boss Thomas Tuchel.

Nagelsmann, it should be pointed out, does not like the nickname. 

"(Ex-Hoffenheim goalkeeper) Tim Wiese once gave me that name," Nagelsmann explained at his unveiling. "I think there's a big difference [between us] and I don't know Jose Mourinho in person."

Nagelsmann will debut on the road Saturday at DFB-Pokal semi-finalist Werder Bremen in a relegation six-pointer. 


Thursday, February 11, 2016

Is Ronaldo really a high-priced bum?


Credit goes to IMOTGP contributor Adam Belgeri for telling it like it is once again in the football world. Many outlets fawn over Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo as if he is simply the greatest to wear cleats.

Well Adam Belgeri looks deeper into the numbers with the chart above and shows that the great CR7 does much of his damage against the dregs of the football world, outside of a solitary goal against Celta de Vigo.

The bottom line is that Ronaldo is not getting it done in the big spot. Adam Belgeri knows all about it since it was nearly nine years ago that Belgeri executed a perfect double steal in the American sport of baseball only to be thrown out by several kilometers at the plate in a heart-breaking loss.

At least on that night, Adam Belgeri's coach took responsibility for leading him astray. Well the coach already got fired at Real Madrid once so whose fault is it now?

Another team that Adam Belgeri omitted that already thwarted Ronaldo this season is Athletic Bilbao, which is sixth in the table and visiting the Santiago Bernabeu this weekend. Can Ronaldo score against them? Stay tuned. You can be certain the the IMOTGP blog and Adam Belgeri will tell you all about it if Ronaldo fails yet again when it counts.