We'll take a break from discussing the usual MLS preseason nonsense to bring you some exclusive footage about a player who will never see the field in an MLS match.
The idiots over at hipster blog Deadspin wondered whether Cristiano Ronaldo can dunk. As an avid watcher of football, I say without hesitation that CR7 is the best athlete I have ever seen outside of track and field. Where is my proof? Well our good friends over at the Sports Science Academy have tested Ronaldo to the limit and you can see that exciting four-part series below.
In Part 1, we learn that Ronaldo's speed is amazing, he has 3 percent less body fat than the women he @#$%s, and that he can jump higher than an average NBA player. Keep in mind that straight-line sprinting and jumping are less essential in football than in U.S. sports.
We think Part 2 is the most impressive since it shows what makes footballers unique. In addition to learning that Arsene Wenger and the woman below are in love with CR7, we see the superstar amazingly score in the dark to prove how his footballing mind is simply at a level we cannot comprehend.
Part 3 we found to be not too illuminating although you get to see CR7 unleash an incredible 80 mph freekick.
Part 4 shows some neat dribbling by Ronaldo and a wrap-up as to why he is a dominant force that the sports world has never seen as well as some more mumbling in French by the overrated Wenger.
We hope you enjoyed learning what it takes to be the very best at football, and why Cristiano Ronaldo is that. IMOTGP thanks you for your support.
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