It is with great pleasure that we can report that the United States has once again put one over on England in the football department. This time, we can't claim a victory or a positive result in the World Cup but we can claim moral superiority over the inventors of our language.
That's because of the language of English scumbucket Richard Chaplow, who has been banned from the mighty USL for his homophobic slurs directed at LA Galaxy and former US star Robbie Rogers. (Fun fact: Did you know Rogers is the first player to score for the U.S. in the highly successful Klinsmann era?)
In the interest of fairness, the ol' chap has denied committing this egregious act. He insists the ban is for swearing and not homophobic language as if swearing at an opposing player is a suspendable offence in any league, much less the fledgling USL. Besides why believe someone who is a former Doncaster Rovers and Millwall man. His career is littered with playing with lower-level hate-filled trashy English clubs.
We salute the United States for suspending the wanker and suggest we should send him to Brazil as a guinea pig for Zika mosquitoes!
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